Chapter 1
Born under a weeping willow
In the deepest thicket of Sherwood, a small white cat was born beneath a willow that never stopped dripping dew. They say the tears never left his eyes — not from sorrow alone, but from feeling everything a little too much.
Chapter 2
The greenest hood in the forest
He stitched his own hood and cap from moss-dyed wool and set a single hawk feather in the brim. The other animals laughed, until he began leaving acorns and coins on the doorsteps of the hungry.
Chapter 3
Steals from the rich, HODLs for the poor
ROBINSAD never sold the bottom and never bought the top — he simply gave. His only rule: leave every burrow a little richer than you found it. The forest called him a hero. He just kept crying.